This is the chronicle of the Discordian =Pope= and PolyMotherFather Flapjack the Shortstack of Three, Oracle of Our Lady Eris EPISKOPOS OF THE DISCORDIAN SOCIETY along with a whole lot of other stuff.
While you wait you might want to check outThe Hooly Book of Eris aka The the Principia Discordia.
What is a N.E.R.D.? A N.E.R.D. is a Neo Erisian Rogue Discordian.